Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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