The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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