Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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