I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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