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Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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