hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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