butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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My liver just broke up with me...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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