I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Life without a bra equals bliss.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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