Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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