the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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