i don't like sucking hair
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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