I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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