Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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