What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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