my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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