I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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