Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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