I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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