I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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