My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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