I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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