For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
