if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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