i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
