i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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