My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
