moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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