youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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