that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
