What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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