if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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