i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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