he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
