you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I fill condoms, not promises.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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