Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i out mim tonsoeep
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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