drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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