So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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