I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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