Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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