Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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