his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Randomize
