I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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