He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I could fuck to npr.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I think my moral compass just broke
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