Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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