Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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