This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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