I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just had sex on a roof
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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