I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
how drunk are you?
Several
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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