eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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