Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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